haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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