There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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