im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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