i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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