I got chris browned last night
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
