You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
