Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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