yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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