just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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