btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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