I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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