oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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