After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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