Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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