I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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