"it" just moved
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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