belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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