So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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