I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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