Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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