Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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