I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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