we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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