I want to walk on stilts...naked
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
They are going to name an STD after you.
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