names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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