Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My feet surprised me
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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