Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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