Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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