Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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