would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Sorry about my life...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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