i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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