I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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