Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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