So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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