I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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