Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
They are going to name an STD after you.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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