so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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