I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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