It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
