I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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