): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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