Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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