it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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