I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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