Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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