ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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