So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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