zippers are such a cool invention
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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