His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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