I need to stop coming to work sober
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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