Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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