You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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