how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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