So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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