I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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