Pappa wants mamma naked
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
