just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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