he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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