so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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