I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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