Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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