using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
