lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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