Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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